Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 30 September 2005

...I still feel like I'm losin' it but in these days of thunder there is no place for the outsiders.

For a while, my eyes were wide shut, then a man called Hubbard made me feel like a legend, in my own mind ofcourse.

Scientology does wonders for me, and I don't believe those stories about the taps in my phone.I encourage all young guns in Hollywood to sign up, if you sign up in the first fifteen minutes you will get a life size replica of me in a wheel chair during the filming of ˝Born On The Fourth Of July˝.

This time tomorrow I will be far and away, so I better speed things up.

I am so pleased with Katie, my wife to be, her brother Sherlock has a good clue that our marriage is going to be a success.

Well that's all for today, I still have to write the afro american minority report for my scientology assignment.

Talk soon, Tom.


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