Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Friday, 30 September 2005

Dear Diary

Waking up was almost mission impossible this morning, but as soon as I looked at that magnificent vanilla sky, I felt like a top gun.

I started the morning with a cocktail and the sweet scent of a magnolia, this is a sort of ritual that a few good men taught me at the scientology club.

A bit after nine, it suddenly started raining, I saw this man who just stood there in the street and I thought,˝hmm,rain man˝.

At ten, I had an interview with the vampire, who is actually an agent, well known for sucking his clients dry, but he ain't fooling the cruiser,I got a good collateral and I know the color of money.

Since the start I had all the right moves, being an actor is sometimes risky business but once you get to know the firm or the industry, you start feeling overflowed with endless love.

Sometimes I...

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