Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 16 August 2005

...beyond my 3ft frame. But, hey, who's the man? Huh? Who's making beaucoup bucks?! You rotten bastards! Damn you all to Hell!!!!

Whew, I'm getting a little worked up here. I better get some exercise. I am Tom Goddamned Cruise, damn it! Why don't people understand that and just do what I say? Why won't John Travolta take my calls? Where's the butler? I need help climbing out of bed. I know I told him to leave the step ladder next to the bed.

OK, he's fired. I think I'll see if David Hasselhoff is looking for work. Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow. Well, since I left the phone on the dresser, I guess I am stuck here until Juan Carlos comes home from his late night jazzercise class.

I hope he comes to bed before he showers ;)

Good night sweet diary.


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