Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 24 July 2005

Dear Diary,

Claudia Sternbach is picking on me.

Conan O'Brien is making fun on me.

Matt Lauer doesn't wanna play with me.

Oprah doesn't wanna pick up my calls.

Tom Arnold is talking smack about me.

Brooke Shields wants to punch me.

Katie loves me.

Life is good. I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

See you later,

Tom

tom+katie4ever!!!!!!!!111!!!11




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