Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 2 July 2009

Today's to do list:

  1. I need to get up and work out
  2. I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes
  3. I need to see about that dark colored mole on forehead
  4. I need to give Will Smith a call and seee if he has any work for me
  5. I need to pay my actors guild dues. Those guys are rough
  6. I need to make an offering to starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes
  7. Take viagra ( a double-dose)
  8. Check my twitter account for updates
  9. Look into mormonism
  10. Spray tan

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