Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Dear Super-Diary, I AM better than anyone else.

I smell better.
I dance better.
I eat more adeptly.
I can watch TV with half an eye open.

So why oh why can't they just cut to the chase and make me God?

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