Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
June 24, 2015 Dear Diary, I received a call from Fasio Klint of Scientology headquarters. They want me to do another commercial. I don't get...
Dear Diary- Why are all those people picking on my religion? Scamatology may not be for everyone but for me it is really good. Where else can I get f...
Deer Diary, Boy, where do all these SPs get off attacking MY religion. Me, Tom FUCKING Cruise! IF us Scamatologists weren't here, Earth would have no...
Kerry Deals With Hostage CrisisA spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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