Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2015


Wednesday 08 July 1515

Dear Diary- I have mixed feelings about my public personae. The repressed passion inside me is about to explode. It's who I am and I can't hold it ba...

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Wednesday 08 July 1515

Dear Diary- I'm starting to realize how beneficial it is to write down my most disgusting thoughts here. It gives me immense satisfaction to express...

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Wednesday 08 July 1515

Dear Diary- OK. The only reason I write these entries is because my therapist thinks it will help me with my "issues". That stupid idiotic shrink. Wh...

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June 2015


Wednesday 24 June 1515

June 24, 2015 Dear Diary, I received a call from Fasio Klint of Scientology headquarters. They want me to do another commercial. I don't get...

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April 2015


Wednesday 08 April 1515

Dear Diary- Why are all those people picking on my religion? Scamatology may not be for everyone but for me it is really good. Where else can I get f...

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February 2015


Thursday 12 February 1515

Deer Diary, Boy, where do all these SPs get off attacking MY religion. Me, Tom FUCKING Cruise! IF us Scamatologists weren't here, Earth would have no...

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