Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, This was really funny. Everybody keeps saying, at least I thought they were saying Seery? Like a short version of serious, you know.
Dear Diary- Wow, my mentor David Miscarriage's father wrote a savage pack of lies about him! At least that's what Mr. Miscarriage told me. I still re...
Dear Diary, I first heard about cults when I was about 11. I heard they usually did all the thinking for you and you pretty much had to just follow t...
Damn, the press just won't get off my back. I don't know why they don't realize what a Big Being I am and number 2 in the Church of Scamatology! Now t...
Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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