Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2016

Thursday 20 October 1616

Golly, I am going to be zeroing in on President of the U.S. FOR REAL in just four years. I know whoever wins this election could never be as awesome a...

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May 2016

Tuesday 24 May 1616

Dear Diary, This was really funny. Everybody keeps saying, at least I thought they were saying Seery? Like a short version of serious, you know.

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Friday 20 May 1616

Dear Diary- Wow, my mentor David Miscarriage's father wrote a savage pack of lies about him! At least that's what Mr. Miscarriage told me. I still re...

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April 2016

Monday 04 April 1616

Dear Diary, I first heard about cults when I was about 11. I heard they usually did all the thinking for you and you pretty much had to just follow t...

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Saturday 02 April 1616

Damn, the press just won't get off my back. I don't know why they don't realize what a Big Being I am and number 2 in the Church of Scamatology! Now t...

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The Vatican Rules

"Hillary hates Catholics". Sure she does Donald.
On Jul 23 Pope Francis publicly endorsed Hillary for president. That put a few votes her way or what? Hillary is pro abortion, duh? Join the dots.
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