Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Oh man, these body thetans are killing me! Now they have screwed up my leg. I'm going to have to spend the next 4 months auditing these little critter...
Zowie! My new place is going to be awesome! Up high in the Clearwater sky! I can't wait until they get it done! I'll be so close to my Scientology min...
Man, I wish people would lay off me and realize I'm right up there with the leaders of the COOLEST RELIGION EVER!! It's too bad that Suri was born a S...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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