Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
June 24, 2015 Dear Diary, I received a call from Fasio Klint of Scientology headquarters. They want me to do another commercial. I don't get...
Dear Diary- Why are all those people picking on my religion? Scamatology may not be for everyone but for me it is really good. Where else can I get f...
Deer Diary, Boy, where do all these SPs get off attacking MY religion. Me, Tom FUCKING Cruise! IF us Scamatologists weren't here, Earth would have no...
Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious AppointmentBarack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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