The Pope - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing The Pope's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.
Dear Diary, That was so in-bare-assing reading about that page of you that I ripped off to wipe myself with. It must have stuck to my shoe, becaus...
I'm done. Can somebody come wipe me? It's really messy. O well, I guess I can tear off this page and use it.
Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel ChiefEmperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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