The Pope - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2008
Monday 29 September 08
"The sun shineth on the righteous" so the good book says. I read that bit today and I believe the Lord is asking me to go green. The church n...
Saturday 20 September 08
Well my Dearest Diary, What can I say about my day that has not already been said. I met a lot of people, I waved at them from my balcony. Now I kn...
Tuesday 16 September 08
One of the Cardinals asked what they should give me for Christmas. I was going to ask for the traditional altar boy, but then I saw a program on tele...
Saturday 13 September 08
Gone to Paris today to take mass, then on to Lourdes in search of miracles. I flew there by Alitalia and it looks like I'll have to get back by the '...
Friday 12 September 08
They're remembering 9/11 in the United States today. I had to say a special prayer and shake some Holy Water just for the media coverage and say that...
Monday 08 September 08
I was looking in an old chest the other day and saw my Hitler Youth Uniform. How I miss the old days! It was a lot of fun turning someone in as a...
Monday 08 September 08
I hate that stupid Popemobile. The blasted thing only goes ten miles an hour. I'd much rather have me a Ferrarri, or one of those new Audis, or even...
Monday 08 September 08
Kiss my ring! Kiss my ring!! Kiss my ring!! Why can't I tell all those stupid, humble, worshipful, cocksuckers what I really want to say? Kis...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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