I'm fed up with having to read the bible by myself. God knows this. So he has inspired me to delegate, delegate, DELEGATE!
I have began a worldwide bible reading marathon for all people, both ordinary and famous people to read it. For Centuries the only ones who were allowed to read it were the clergy but now I think it's right for anyone to. This world is become so Godless and that's because they don't read it!
However, I CAN foresee one big problem - when people start applying what they read to their lives, it will show the Roman Catholic church up because we have never done what it says.
Which reminds me.... it's time for little Pablo's choirboy lesson.