Been very busy with McCann's and stuff, so just got round to send a letter to St. Peter:-
Hope you are well.
Remember that bet for 75,000,000 Lires (about £10) over whether Billy Graham was a Christian? The one I lost miserably?
Well when Luciano Pavorotti gets to knock on those gates (I don't know how long it takes to get to heaven these days? although Sister Mary tells me 20 minutes), please make him welcome and accept him as the 'tenor' I owe you!