The Pope - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 24 March 2012

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"I like the Pope - The Pope Smokes Dope"

It is for this reason, occasionally when I visit countries on a 'Papal visit' I do a little courier work. You know the kind, just a small package, hidden in the bottom of the luggage underneath my pants.

Because I'm the Pope, the local customs officers rarely check my suitcase. I suppose I picked up a few bad habits in the Hitler Youth.

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