I was so upset when my Vatican was sold to bail Italy out of debt.
Now everyone can read about it.
It is so horrible to be rented out. I hate performing for money. The Tonight Show was very hot and those lights were so bright. I just wanted to take all my robes off. Hell, I've got 12 of them on. Now they are all soaked in sweat. At least it' Holy water.

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