From Pope to professional entertainer in one day! Those terrible Italian government soldiers took over the Vatican today and now they are renting me out to the highest bidders.
Tomorrow I have to go on the Today Show
Then the next day, Opra.
Then I have to do a bit on the Simpsons with my mouth full of donuts.
After than, I have to go to some chicken ranch in Nevada.
They aren't telling me what I'll be doing there.. or when I'll get back!