Dear Diary -
I received a nice email from Michele Bachmann today. She asked me if I would endorse her as the GOP presidential candidate.
I told her that I make it a point to never get involved in politics because frankly I am much too busy what with running the Vatican and all and having to send off text messages to various priests that they had better stop all of that touchy touchy, feely feely stuff with the choir boys before we get any more multi-million dollar lawsuits.
Well I got to go. I have to go and supervise a bingo tournament.
Pope Benedict XVI (16)