Oh dear God! I beseech thee. What have I done to deserve such a punishment. It's said that some of Subo's fans are planning a visit to the Vatican. Dear Father in Heaven, please don't send them here.
I swear I will resign as Pope if I find this to be true. Those are some crazy women (and I hear - a few crazy men too).
Deasr Father, I'd rather go to Afghanistan and entertain the troops than face these 'so called' Christians.
I know my fellow clergymen are getting a bad rap in the media lately. May I suggest a suitable punishment rather than the usual one of shipping them from Parish to Parish for their sins?
Let them meet with the Red Scarf Brigade instead of ME.
Assign each accused Priest a 'Minder' in the shape of a Red Scarf Member. Surely that is punishment enough. The Red S...