The Pope - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 14 January 2010

I had a dream last night, not the usual one about altar boys and nuns, but one which I saw a burning bush -- and before you say it, no it wasn't George W.. This strange dream really caught my attention and I remember how God spoke to Moses and so I believe that God was trying to speak to me. A divine audience with the Pope, so to speak!

The weather has been particularly bad in Europe this month will all this snow and I have had to wear my all-in-ones for a week and a day - I can't wait to get them off! then it suddenly dawned on me that the devil using the cold weather as a recruiting ground. The longer it went on and the colder it got, the easier it would be to recruit people to go to hell -- at least it would be nice and warm there.

I believe that God was telling me not to succumb to the devil's plans, but to warn people that with my help they would...

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