The Pope - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 7 January 2010

I got a boner today. It was so hard and so painful that it gave me a serious case of blueball.

This woman comes up to me and I invite her to kiss my ring. Instead, she starts sucking on my finger...back and forth...using her tongue...it was so hot!

She could see that she had me excited, and this made her work a lot harder.

I almost poked a hole through my robes.

Tonight, I'll have to find a nun to come to my chambers to do a penance...I think that I'll have her kneeling in a supplicant and prayerful position and "feasting on the word."




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