The Pope - My Fake Diary


Monday, 11 May 2009

That dumb ass Tom Hanks thinks he's going to release his anti Catholic movie next week. Well, I'll show him!

Tom Hanks, you are now excommunicated and will burn in the pits of hell forever. I don't care if you aren't Catholic, I'll excommunicate you anyway.

He screwed with the Mormons last fall and said that they weren't true Americans because they didn't like faggot marriage. Well, I'll call their Prophet Tom Monson and we can both excommunicate Tom Hanks.

Maybe I can get an Ayatollah to do the same thing from their heaven. No 72 virgins for Tommy from them either!

By the time I get thru, Tom Hanks will be kicked out of every heaven possible. He'd better buy lots of sunblock.

I don't know if I want to excommunicate Ron Howard. He did direct the movie, but I liked him when he played Opi...

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