Dear Diary
Back to that trip to Africa, it was like traveling back in time and time itself seemed to matter little to most of the people there.
I peed off a witch doctor who had a whole area fooled with some tricks he had been performing that I exposed. He also got a migraine from seeing my white clothes out in the hot sun.
I finally poured holy water on him and he melted.
Couldn't use the pope mobile much because of the lack of decent roads.
I did actually get to drive it in the cities.
One day I opened the pope mobile door and there laid a cobra all coiled up. I got back out as soon as possible but I overheard one of my own group refer to it as the poop mobile later.
I feel really bad that I refused to go visit the leper colony. Through a misunderstanding, I thought they were saying leopard colony.
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