The Pope - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Dear Diary,

Whoooweee! Boy am I ever glad to get out of Africa with my blessed head still attached.

What do they mean by dancing topless before me?

I'm celibate, don't they realize that?

Now I gotta do about a million "Hail Marys".

I should have read more of John Paul II diary before I went there. He was still working on his when he passed away and it had been ten years since his last visit.

Well. no time like the present.

Will be writing more but may be awhile.

Bene




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