8.00 Gosh what a day already!. Have just raised myself from my Louis Vitton bed and am just about to put on my Gannex Bathrobe.
9.00 Phoned by bestest friend Annabel Airhead. We have a lunchtime meeting at the new Ordure Bar in Soho, owned by my bestest friend Fulda Krapp. She is expecting a fine crowd of we lovely people.
10.00 Time to have my hair set. I go to Nutters on King's Road in Chelsea. It was recommended by my bestest friend Lorna Lunatic. She found it by accident when she was on her mobile phone. Unforetunately she was also driving her fab 4x4 at the time. When she came out of prison and her back and legs had healed, we went in, and I have been going back there ever since.
12.00 Missed the hair appointment through having to look up the dictionary book to help with my 10.00 entry which was sooooo long.
2.00 Harriette Hairnet phon...