Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 24 August 2008

...don't you know. Vanessa knows so really, really much about nothing.

11.00 Left Krapp Bar to go and buy my outfit for tonight. Daddy says I really mustn't spend more than six grand on my outfit, and I agree. However, just in case my bestest friends Juliette Spreddlegges and Billy Muffe-Dyver are there, and they do really spend money, I have to keep up with the Jones's , even though they have different names.

1.00 Arrived at Hendon Scout Campground as guest of honour for their annual car boot sale. I was very flattered by this young Scout who plainly had a crush on me, and obviously he, like many lads, wanted me, because I am, when all said and done, very beautiful and the apple of any 16 year-old boy's eye. But I did get a bit confused when I found out that a sheepshank is a knot, and a woggle is something for a scarf.So instead, I met up with my bestest ...

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