Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 24 August 2008

...don't you know. Vanessa knows so really, really much about nothing.

11.00 Left Krapp Bar to go and buy my outfit for tonight. Daddy says I really mustn't spend more than six grand on my outfit, and I agree. However, just in case my bestest friends Juliette Spreddlegges and Billy Muffe-Dyver are there, and they do really spend money, I have to keep up with the Jones's , even though they have different names.

1.00 Arrived at Hendon Scout Campground as guest of honour for their annual car boot sale. I was very flattered by this young Scout who plainly had a crush on me, and obviously he, like many lads, wanted me, because I am, when all said and done, very beautiful and the apple of any 16 year-old boy's eye. But I did get a bit confused when I found out that a sheepshank is a knot, and a woggle is something for a scarf.So instead, I met up with my bestest ...

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