Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 24 August 2008

8.00 Well I can't believe it. It's the end of the Chinese Olympics today. Can't understand why anyone would want to watch Chinese athletes running around for two weeks. We have plenty of our own athletes here at home

8.15 Have finished worrying about the Olympics and started concentrating on what I should wear for tonight's party near Buckingham Palace. It's some celebration after the Chines Games because it appears we are going to hold some games of your own just before quarter past eight. I do wish they wouldn't use that 24 hour clock - 20.12 is so hard to get on with, don't you know.

9.30 Met Dave Dull and Vanessa Van DypStyk at the "Krapp Bar" in Soho for breakfast. They really are my bestest friends. We discussed deep things such as burials, treasure and deepest of the lot, the ocean floor. They are so, so intelligent, don&...

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