...living. You know, Nigel Designs. They're at it like rabbits.
12.00 Nipped into W H Smith to see if they sell pencils. Haven't a clue what a pencil if for, but my neice, Paula Tamara Palmer-Tomkinson, who is 9 and wants to be a crane driver when she grows up, needs them.
15.00 Phew! Just finished lunch with my bestest friends Laurence Layabout, Jimmy Riddle and Frederika Nohbraine. They are so funny, especially the way they don't know how to hold their cutlery or eat with their mouths closed. And they waste so much food. I was going to put it all in a bag and send it parcel post to Zimbabweyland where they have no food.
17.00 Time for home to watch Countdown. I love that big clock and can always beat it to 30 seconds. I can do the 30 seconds in 27 don't you know. My bestest friend Fran Halfemadde says I should take over from Karl Vaderman wh...