8.00 Well, I'm up and raring to go. I'm not too sure where, but at least I'm ready. No one can accuse us IT girls of not being ready to go.
8.30 Breakfast time and a new recipe from my bestest friend Norman Githead, who is London's greatest barman. He serves drinks to people, don't you know. Sprinkled some bran on pickled bread covered in fried margarine. Then covered with Vegamite. Yummy
9.00 Time to trot off to have my eyes measured for glasses, or whatever those eye people do. I'm going to the exclusive Doll and Ache opticians, as I will be modelling their new range of lenses from Blindtwitte. They only cost £2,000 and they're designer made in Taiwan. Wow.
10.15 Must catch a Frappe Latte at Coffeebusters, the new designer coffee house on High Street. Will be meeting my bestest friend Soraya Hopeless. She does Designs for a l...