Alan bloody Pardew, what a joke!
What's that all about then?
Who has he ever managed sucessfully? He is only the second choice because that Joly bloke turned it down.
He was too busy in the jungle or something.
Still I'm glad Mike Ashley didn't ax me, I would have to have told him to stick it up his arse.
Who are we playing at the weekend?
I really should try to find out.
Anyone got google handy...??