Here I am in Watford, still, and once again the munter doesn't look half as good as she did last night after a few Svedkas.
Do you realise how difficult it is to get Svedka in Watford?
We had to go to a Polish bar.
Swedish vodka from a Polish bar???
What is the world coming to?
Well no midweek football this week, I may stay here a couiple of days, she will probably look better again tonight.
Derek can cope for a few days, he gets paid enough.
This is becoming quite frequent, wonder what the papers would say if they ever found out???