Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 11 November 2010

We've got a derby game on Saturday.
Against Derby, I've never shagged a woman in Derby, I think I onced shagged one who said she was from Derby and I've definitely shagged one who has been to Derby, haven't I Ulrika?

Still, it's at home on Saturday, so I'll not get my chance this week.

The crab's teeth must be rotting because the itching is getting less.
I just wish that the coke wasn't so sticky.....

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