Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 9 November 2010

I wish this itching would stop.
We've got Sheffield tomorrow night, god I can't remember if it's Wednesday or United.
It's on a Wednesday but I think it's United.
Sheffield is a bad enough place to go at the best of times, but it will be even worse with this itching.

Someone once told me that brown sugar was a good cure.
It doesn't kill them, but it rots their teeth so they can't bite.

I must remember that next time.

I hope my driver knows which ground to go to tomorrow.

It's United, I'm sure of it...

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