Leicester, what a place.
God I wish I was back in the Ivory Coast.
Nubile, cocoa-skinned beauties there or lardie fat slappers here?
What a choice.
The money is OK, but I may have to ask for more, god knows I deserve more, I've not had a decent shag since I got here, and that was a month ago.
God I need a good shag, I'm sick of all these bad ones...

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