Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 11 August 2009

...39 minutes.

He still insisted, 'No official pass - no entry.'

The 9,000 strong roared again just before half-time and I realised we had made it 3-0.
Mr Jobsworth said I was trying to blag my way into Meadow Lane and that I was a look-a-like Sven-Goran Eriksson.

Another shout went up after 54 minutes as we scored our fourth goal.

'The real Sven would not take the job as Director of Football at Notts County - why should he be interested in a lowly 2nd Division club,' he questioned.

With four minutes left of play my boys made it 5-0.

After producing my 'access all areas' which was covered in curry sauce I finally took my seat among the ever faithful. I was criticized for leaving the England games too early and missing a last minute goal but not this time. I decided to stay glued to my seat for the ...

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