Susan Boyle - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Susan Boyle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Susan Boyle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012


Saturday 01 December 1212

God am I glad November is over. If one more F**ker askes me if I'm growing a Mo this year I'll swing fer them I will. I had to talk to that c**t Cowel...

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May 2012


Friday 25 May 1212

Last week I performed 'Mull of Kyntyre' for Her Majesty the Queen at Windsor Castle and was lucky enough to meet her afterwards. She asked had I co...

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April 2012


Tuesday 24 April 1212

HARRY Styles is fed up of being mistaken me. The One Direction singer says he gets ribbed by friends for having a similar hairstyle. I suppose nex...

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Wednesday 18 April 1212

Had to call the police after my former gardener tried to harass me. The 22 year old lad was banging on my door. He was taken to hospital in West Lo...

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March 2012


Sunday 18 March 1212

I think I'm the only person in the whole wide world who actually likes Piers Morgan. And Simon Cowell. I mean they both took the piss out of me at...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

I have not forgiven or forgotten Ricky Gervais for calling me a mong in his comedy show. I had him followed and now have his home address. Who knew...

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Monday 05 March 1212

Ricky Gervais has called me a mong - but i tell you he's the one with the problem not me. As i'm a bloody multi-millionaire, i paid a private dete...

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February 2012


Wednesday 29 February 1212

Susan Boylie to star in her very first film "Britains got Talent star" Susan Boylie is to star in her very first film. Susan Boylie, winner of...

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