Susan Boyle - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Susan Boyle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Susan Boyle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Wednesday 23 December 099

I'm taking over America and soon the world will be mine! Muah Hah Hah! Muah Hahahahahaaa! .....but I can;t wait for the lipo appointment to c...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

9th December - Waiting patiently for SC to arrange my lipo.... I feel like Angelina Jolie.....also, made a fucking fortune this week! Albums' out and...

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November 2009


Tuesday 24 November 099

Dear Diary Woke up, refreshed, in America. Still butt ugly. Och...

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Saturday 14 November 099

I wonder how much money I will make in royalties from that sex doll they have modelled on me? I sure hope that I make enough so I can afford to bu...

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September 2009


Friday 18 September 099

Dear Diary: I forgot to add this to yesterday's entry. Being the Stones fan that I am, I sure wouldn't mind shaggin' that foxy Mick Jagger. He's...

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Thursday 17 September 099

Dear Diary: Well, I really kicked some Yank arse last night, dint I? Glad I hit 'em with "Wild Horses." You can never go wrong with The Stones.

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