Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 1 December 2012

God am I glad November is over. If one more F**ker askes me if I'm growing a Mo this year I'll swing fer them I will. I had to talk to that c**t Cowell today. F**king piece of work wants some of the Bl**dy profits from my f**king musical. He's no getting any I can tell you. Looking forward to singing on Christmas Strictly I want to get real close to that Vincent. I'll f**king rumba with him any time!

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