I think I'm the only person in the whole wide world who actually likes Piers Morgan. And Simon Cowell.
I mean they both took the piss out of me at my audition for Britain's Got Talent. But when they heard me sing, they soon changed their mind.
Simon had pound signs in his eyes, but I think Piers genuinely wanted to shag me. Only if you wear a paper bag over your head Piers - you ugly b*stard.