I have not forgiven or forgotten Ricky Gervais for calling me a mong in his comedy show.
I had him followed and now have his home address. Who knew he still lived in Slough, where he made the Office. Anyway, I am going to sign him up for the Readers Digest Prize winners draw. That'll teach him.
Now he'll get junk mail week in week out for the rest of his life.
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