Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Susan Boylie to star in her very first film

"Britains got Talent star" Susan Boylie is to star in her very first film.

Susan Boylie, winner of Britains got talent is set to star in the lead role of Sam Pependyke,s multi million production of Pretty Ugly Worm Hole. Pependyke on a rare visit to the Uk for some cheap tobacco tripped over Susan as she lay sleeping on the floor of the VIP suite at Manchester Airport after she refused to pay £38.50 for a VIP night cabin, saying "I might be rich and beautiful -in my own mind" but I am not fucking silly. Pependyke later told reporters, at first when I tripped over her I thought I had stood in a huge sloppy dog shit but then I realised it was Miss Boylie and the moment I saw her I knew she was perfect to star in the lead role for my new film "Pretty Ugly Worm Hole" Pependyke refused to go deep...

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