Eeh! Dear diary, I never, in all ma dreams, thought A would be still be being talked about in 2011.
This is bloody amazin' - sorry mam...a didna mean to swear back there....A just go' a wee bit carried away mam.
A am having a wunderul time an' A am so sorry that you are not here to share i' all with me mammie, but A know you are in heaven now and looking down on me. I know you are proud of me.
Mammie...wo' do you think aboo' Simon Cowell?