Och! A just dinna ken wot t'dee wi' mesel'. Arm fair fed up wi' those dozy 'mericans.
A have just met up wi' tha' nice wee bairn, Justin Bieber, frae Canada. Such a sweet bairn.
A wish him well and A do hope he has good folk loooooking owt fer 'im.
Arm right happy - fer the minit.
Luv ma noo house.
Wrkin' on ma 3rd CD.
Wish A had a man in ma life tho'.
Aah well. Can't have it all A s'pose.