Och! A canna believe it. I'm gobsmacked....Aye A made it tae The Spoof. Gordon Bennet gimme an irn bru.
A dinna ken wot tae say or write. A'm having a bloody gud time of it all, these days. Not short of a penny or two. Me mam would be proud. Aye, am even learning how to use these computer things.
A few loonies chasing me 'round the world but A can deal wi' em. They're pretty harmless. They've just got too much money and too much time on their hands. Poor wee lassies and lads. They're more tae be pitied than scorned.
Bye diary. Off tae the recording studio.