Dear diary, I'm fair whacked at the mini'. Och, what with ma new hoose, flying all over this wee werrrrld of ours, fighting off those crazy women who keep yellin' at me in a funny accent, A want nae mair crap.
A saw there's a writer on tha' Spoof site called Nae mair crap. A have bin readin' the articles. Wha' a laugh te be sure. A almost we' masell when reading the first few. A put on ma paper knickers now whenever A go over there ta read the pages.
A see a lo' o' articles written wi' ma' name in them. A feel quite honoured masell. It's just a wee bi' o' fun afterall.
Well, off to stroke Pebbles, if she's talkin' te me today.