Dear Diary, I am totally gobsmacked lately. I am so, so happy when I sing for those amazing audiences. A just lap it all up.
A just wish that Gerry wouldn't get in ma face so offen. A know he means well, but Arm bloody sick of 'im trying to manage ma life.
A know what Arm doing and I know who A can trust, so A hope Gerry buggers off soon and goes back to the life he had BEFORE I was 'famous'.
Dear diary, Gerry is in show business and HE never gave me a bloody chance did he? Makes you think.