Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 3 April 2010

Dear diary, oh my, I am in shock. I can't believe how many people are concerned about this wee wifie's security.

All the police - down a couple of doors from ma new hoos - have been in touch and promised me tha' no harm will come te me on 'their watch'.

That's real reasuring fer me. Arl be able to sleep a'night noo.

The only problem remaining is the bloody Red Scarf Brigade.

A just can't figure them oot. Dinna they have lives or wo'?

My God, they could be helping oot the homeless in their toons wi' all their money, not followin' me aroond the bloody world.

A think they are a bunch of loonies, more to be pitied than scorned.

Luv, Susan.




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