Well Christmas was a big foick up! Pebbles the cat was being alright I suppose, 'e never expects anything now does 'e. Some wee ginger brat, I mean bairn asked me what I'd be doin' for Christmas. Since my family, are no longer 'ere, I thought I'd be seein' me sister. But then what do I need 'er for, after all, I'm FAMOUS now!
Least, that's what I thought, but come Christmas and New Years, no-one came near me and my mistletoe! That's what happened last yee....come to think and last yee but one, and but two-well all the years!!! Och! Must be somethin' I'm missin. Aye.