Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 18 September 2009

Dear Diary:

I forgot to add this to yesterday's entry. Being the Stones fan that I am, I sure wouldn't mind shaggin' that foxy Mick Jagger. He's a looker still, he is! Now Keith you can have - sure, he's a guitar genius, particularly when he plays that chuggin' rhythm - but he looks like a pair of old brogans left out in the rain.

As long as we're talkin' about shaggin' (!), I've also heard that Mrak Lowtin is somethin' betwixt the sheets! As my fame skyrockets, we shall see, Diary dear, we shall see!




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