Susan Boyle - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Susan Boyle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Susan Boyle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
"I'm changing my image. I'm going to start wearing a dog bone through my nose, I'm dying my hair metallic pink and purple, and I'm going to have a bod...
Dear Diary - Well it looks like a lot of my fans have switched over to Adele. But that is fine with me, because I still have thousands of devoted Boyl...
Dear Diary - Well my career seems to have stalled. It appears that no one really cares about me anymore. Everyone now seems to focus on Adele. Oh w...
Dear Diary - Folks seem to have forgotten about me. I did not realize that I would feel so lonely but I do. I heard someone on FOX News say that Susan...
Oh God, Simon just rang and he wants me to perform on the next series of X Factor. Who the hell does he think he is? Stupid great git, why would I wan...
Trump Bans Transgender from MilitaryTrump Tower, NYC. In announcing his anti-transgender policy for the armed forces today, President Trump proclaimed: "There are no transgenders in foxholes."
Ralph E. Shaffer
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