Tuesday, June 7, 2005, 22:15 hrs. pdt.
Man!! My agent called me again telling me that I had to convert to Judaism or he was going to dump me.
What is this Hollywood-Music-Jewish crap? If I was a 'gangsta rapper', I could be any religion that I want. Hell, most of them m***** f****** became muslims just to piss off their Jewish lawyers.
I got a plan, though. I'm gonna change the act to "Stevie Wonder and the Wondettes". Everybody be lookin' at the T & A, they forget that I can't sing no more.
Gonna put out an album with a photo of big, sad eyed children on the cover. Call it, "Palestinian Lo-o-o-ve"
F**k Creative Artists. Kiss my a**.