Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 26 May 2005

Today I am feeling hungry.

Not STARVING hungry like the people who keep coming to my house and asking for Duck or Subs, or Pez sweets...(They all seem to have the same voice, and they all smell like Old Spice, isn't that funny?) But the kind of hungry when you don't know if you are hungry or if you just need to laugh at the carpet. (I learnt that last week, when I was having dinner with Janet Jackson. She sure is a funny lady! I felt really sorry for her because of all the nasty things people have been saying. I think she should fire her tailor...They sure made a boob of her dress!! Ha ha! I think I'll tell that to Janet, I'm sure it will make her laugh a lot.)

So I am going to have a KFC, I think, I'm running a bit low on soul juice at the moment. That's what Janet told me anyway. Her and Michael sure do make me giggle!!

Anyway, B...

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