Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 17 April 2005

Hey Diary......I know i havent talked to you in a while...but i just couldnt find you.....the damn batteries on my diary locater had gone flat and no one told me (Note To Self: Need to Find New P.A.)....It's been a sad 12 months for me...my mentor Ray Charles died.....sure all the papers said it was his heart or somthing....but i know the truth....I told him.....no i begged him not to buy a guide dog from "Crazy Eddies Guide Dogs Emporium" it turned out that the damn dog was just a blind as he was......He never even heard the truck coming......

Marcus De Winterbottom




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